Vacation
Much as it pains me, I'm going to go on what bloggers typically call an "hiatus," although I prefer the term "vacation." From blogging, anyway. Not that I'm going on any sort of real vacation, but I'll be traveling like crazy for the next month or two, and between that and the rest of my life I don't want to feel like a bad person if I don't blog every day.
I'll likely still post some stuff, albeit very rarely, for the next few weeks. After that, storm back re-invigorated and saucier than ever.