Swift boats for truth
Meet Swiffie, swift boat for truth
Swiffie the Li'l Riverboat, who served under Kerry, and is in a unique position to discredit the recent SwiftVet ads claiming discrepancies in the official record of Kerry's service.
Swiffie is fondly remembered for his roles in the childrens' books "Swiffie's Upriver Chopper Drop," "Swiffie Meets Bob Hope," and the holiday classic "The Bestest Tet Ever." After the war, he generally steered clear of politics, famously saying to Dick Cavett in a 1974 interview, "if you lean too far left or right, you're bound to capsize."
However, the 39-year-old inboard feels compelled to break his silence and speak up for his captain. "This is a concerted smear campaign," he says, referring to accusations from the Democrats that the infamous SwiftVet ads were orchestrated by GOP Political Advisor Karl the Pig, and funded by high-profile Bush fundraiser, Derrick the Rig.
[Via Wacky Neighbor.]